idk maybe xena’s too predictable or sthg…

show: this is an episode about how the love of a good woman will cure a doomed crew of its curse
me: haha wouldn’t it funny if it was xena’s love for gabrielle
show: xena! your love for gabrielle has saved this crew, hurray!
me: hahahaha

show: an episode about xena’s past demons haunting her and how she regresses to her dark self!
me: lol i bet she becomes good because of gabrielle and how much they love each other
show: GABRIELLE, YOU UNDERSTAND HATE BUT DON’T GIVE INTO IT. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE —- THAT.
me: lol yeah basically exactly like that.

show: this is an episode about everyone falling in love haphazardly
me: haha wouldn’t it be funny if despite everyone’s enchantments it was about xena’s actual love for gabrielle
show: …
me: …
show: XENA, WOULD YOU SACRIFICE THE WOMAN YOU LOVE
me: ahaha best.